10-16-02 "this xxxxxx's daughter"
i am ur biggest fan
ur so hot
xxxxxx xxxxxx
P.S. my bro in law look like you heaps
Aw shucks, I have a fan, and she thinks I'm hot. Too bad, I'm not gay, and I don't particularly like the idea that I look like someone's brother-n-law.
I'm pretty sure this is another "She thinks I'm Vin" situation.
09-21-02 "(no subject)"
Hey,
I saw my name on your website while I was searching the web, and I wanted to know if you had any questions to ask me. Lata
My Name is ##########
Vin
In this case, the "name" which has been deleted was actually an email address. The name "Vin" is intact because it's obviously someone trying to make me think he is Vin Diesel. I'm not even going to reply to this one. However, I have reported this to AOL (his ISP as well as mine) because it's against AOL Terms of Service to impersonate someone else, celebrity or not.
This might actually be the bitch that's emailed for the past two days. True, this person is claiming to be Vin and knows how to use the shift key and, dare it be true, some punctuation marks, but it's the same "no subject" heading in a very short period of time from an AOLer who wants to talk about Vin (for those that don't know, you can have up to six different screen names/email addresses on an AOL account).
Hmm....there is a sense of spelling and grammar, but he's a moron if he thinks I even entertain the notion that this loser really is Vin Diesel. "Dorky Fanboy - who probably can't get a date and that's why he's bothering me, but that's okay 'cause I've already reported his ass."
09-20-02 "(no subjec)"
vin i want you to e-mail me because i want to work with you one day and i want you to talk to my mom because she wont let me work in movie because she say that i will nerver remember every thing can you please make up a ly so that she could let me work with you and i want to meet you first so that we could be very good friends i love all your movies i hope you make up a good ly and please e-mail me back at thi screen name ######## and i dont want you to think that im a lier O.K please e-mail me back and i love to work with you
Persistent little bitch, ain't she? Yes, it's the same person as yesterday, and no, she hasn't learned to spell or use the shift key yet. Well, it's only been one day. Can't expect miracles now, can we?
I think I'll shift her position to "Persistent and Annoying Teenybopper Obsessive - who now has a warning to stop emailing or I'll dump the AOL TOS on her ass."
09-19-02 "(no subject)"
Dear: vin i will love to meet you and i will love to be in a movie with you can you please let me be in a movie with you and please e-mail me back at my screen name and my screen name is #########
This is actually the second time I've gotten something where someone thought that I was Vin Diesel. I still want to know where someone thinks that "Lazra" might be a man's name/nickname. The person that wrote this is on AOL (as am I) and if she had bothered to look up my online profile, I think it's painfully obvious that I'm either a girl or very very gay.
Another "TeenyBopper Obsessive" for the list. Unfortunately I can't ignore and hope she goes away 'cause I've already emailed her correcting the mistake. Hopefully at most I'll get an apology and never hear from her again. If that's not the case I can always block both of her email addresses.
08-24-02 "Winner lazra44@aol.com"
I know, I know...it's generic spam, why is it here? First of all, I don't display the spammers' email addresses because....well this is a prime example of why you shouldn't send hate mail to spammers. The return address on this spam was my own email address! Someone sent this tripe to me, from me. How thoughtful of myself; I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.
Secondly, the links would have sent me to numeric URLs. (You know, http://123.45.67.890.) I make it a point to not click on numeric links like that. I just don't trust them. (Though in general, I don't click on any spam links.)
Finally, who are they kidding with the "Click here to be removed" thing? They don't remove you from their spam lists. All it does is tell them "I read your email. Send more spam." Please, I'm more intelligent than that.
This one gets filed as "Idiot Spammer Who Got Reported To AOL, So If Someone Says I Spammed Them, I Can Say 'Nope, Wrong Person.'"
Addendum: 09-09-02 Recieved a carbon copy of this today. Again, to me from me.
08-17-02 "no subject"
girl you are crazy your picture is so funny i give ups to you though because im gonna mayy vin diesel one day so sorry but look out for me im an upcoming actress so holla!
Name is T
I'm assuming the picture she's referring to is my Got Vin? manipulation. In which case, I'm glad she liked it. If it's not, then I just hope she's not referring to the picture of myself in About Me. For those interested, I have no intentions of 'holla'ing back.
Given the lack of spelling/punctuation/capitalisation/grammar/fully-spelled-out name, I'm going to file this one as "Teenybopper Obsessive - ignore and hope they don't email again."